So I was lying in bed with Langly
...and I saw a pseudoscorpion crawling across the ceiling.
Of course, having never heard of one before, my first assumption was OMGWTF MUTANT TICK WITH PINCHERS OR POSSIBLY A SCORPION WHO HAS LOST ITS TAIL IN A FIGHT so Langly smushed him and flushed him.
Now that I know what it is, I wish we hadn't. I would have carried him outside and put him down next to one of the anthills!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoscor
Of course, having never heard of one before, my first assumption was OMGWTF MUTANT TICK WITH PINCHERS OR POSSIBLY A SCORPION WHO HAS LOST ITS TAIL IN A FIGHT so Langly smushed him and flushed him.
Now that I know what it is, I wish we hadn't. I would have carried him outside and put him down next to one of the anthills!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoscor