Farore/Caylee ([info]forever_noob) wrote,
@ 2007-01-11 14:57:00
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Current music:Machinist - Skinsuit
Entry tags:meme, stereotypes

Stereotypes
Stolen from collared.
[I just bolded all the ones that pertain to me]


I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.


I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big cock.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.


I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.

Im a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm an ANTHRO ARTIST so I MUST have sex in fur suits


That bi one I find is especially true.  How many times have you bi girls had an ugly whore come up to you and be like 'let's make out' and you're like 'PSH NO' and they're like 'well you must not be bi then!!!!'

*eyeroll*




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[info]rantingmule
2007-01-20 09:30 pm UTC (link)
Hope ya don't mind that I +friended ya. It's Dogsoul from FA, btw.

And yeah. Some'a these I get a lot. The Irish = DRUNK bugs the hell outta me...I was raised in a pretty stereotypical Irish-American family. We did in fact eat a fucktonne of potatos at like every meal, boiled the hell out of our food, and my family was heinously dysfunctional due to my mother being an alcoholic.

So of course a lot of people have in the past assumed junk about me based on that. I don't drink much, I don't like what alcohol does to people, and I have never been truly drunk...so of course people have assumed I'm a closet alcoholic. *eyeroll* Also, people assume that because I was raised on potatos, that I must, due to being of Irish descent, LIKE THEM, which often I do NOT. I'm sick of the bloody things. I'd rather lob off my left hand and eat it raw than so much as LOOK at a boiled potato.

And I gotta agree with you on the bi thing, though I'm a guy...frankly it goes both ways (pun intended!). Heck, it happens to gays, too...people seem to assume that just because Person B matches the gender prefference of Person A, that Person A must be MADLY IN LUST with them. Like there's no OTHER criteria. :B Drives me CRAZY, wether people assume it about me or someone else. :P

The "I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth." is particularly twitchy for me...I don't even WEAR a tonne of black, and my entire family thinks I'm a goth. I got my ears pierced several times...my dad's reaction: "Is that some new goth fashion?" I'm a submissive and I often wear a collar or (if a collar is inappropriate attire) a tasteful but meaningful choker to denote my submissive status...and my aunt and cousins and dad and (before she died anyway) mother kept insisting that it meant I was a goth.

Nevermind that I have, for YEARS, explained to them that I don't like "gothic" music, I don't go to the clubs, I take NO part in the subculture...nobody cares, they assume I'm some goth guy, 'cause I'm into piercings, tattoos, hair dye and heavy steel-toed boots. 8B

Sorry, I am full of the ranty goodness. XD Emailed you, btw, about the Edge Exchange community.

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[info]forever_noob
2007-01-22 02:34 am UTC (link)
I got your email and responded! And yeah... stereotypes are dumb. Also the whole 'you like x so you must be Goth' thing is everywhere, I think. It just depends on the community as to what equates with x.

Friended is yay!

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